Hello, Kitty.
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Just like that, according to a Reddit user who goes by NebulonsStyle, this sweet calico kitten tumbled out of a cornfield.
NebulonsStyle (whose real name remained nebulous at the time of publication) chronicled the whole surreal affair in a post late last year. And it still sings a timeless message about cats and their supernatural skills for finding just the right situation for them.
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After emerging from the cornfield, this vagabond kitten strides right up to our Reddit user.
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What’s that, little kitty? Are you trying to say something? Come a little closer.
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We’re hoping if this kitten was trying to say something, it was along the lines of “Grow old with me” rather than “Please don’t steal me, as I belong to a local farmer.”
Because our new favorite Reddit user opted for the former.
And kitty and Reddit user lived happily ever after.
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Good adoption, Kitty.